Saturday, May 5, 2007
ALZHEIMERS’ EYE TEST
FINISED FILES ARE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS
See below:
How many?
3?
Wrong! There are sssssixxxx – no joke!
Read it again. . .
Why?
Because the brain cannot process ‘of’
Incredible or what?
Go back and look again
Anyone who counts 6 in the first try is a genius
3 is normal
4 and 5 is quite rare
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Thursday, May 3, 2007
TYPES OF COMPUTER VIRUSES
"neighbourhoodspacegirl"
I'm not a CoMpUTeR student. . . okay?! ! ! {this college, i mean}
The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.
The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy then discards it through Windows.
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.
The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.
The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB.
The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.
The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.
The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files.
currently sitting all alone, doing some nonesense like this blog